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Tenacious D - Beelzeboss

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I am complete!
Fu-uuck!
Yes, you are fxxked, siht out of luck
Now I'm complete and my cock you will suck
This world will be mine and you're first in line
You brought me the pick and now you shall both die


Wait, wait! Wait you motherfxxker!
We challenge you to a rock-off
Give us one chance to rock your socks off

Fxxk, fxxk! Fuuuuuuck!
The demon code prevents me
From declining a rock-off challenge
What are your terms? What's the catch?


If we win, you must take your sorry arse back to Hell
And also, you will have to pay our rent
And what if I win?
Then you can take Kage back to Hell…
What?
Trust me Kage, it's the only way
What the fxxk are you talking about?
To be your little bixxh

Fine! Let the rock-off begin
Aahahahahahaaa!


I'm the Devil, I love Metal
Check this riff, it's fucking tasty

I'm the Devil, I can do what I want
Whatever I've got, I'm gonna flaunt
There's never been a rock-off that I've ever lost
I can't wait to take Kage back to Hell
I'm gonna fill him with my hot demon gel
I'll make him squeal like my Scarlet Pimpernel


Noooooo!
Come on Kage, let's fight his music with our music

There's just no way that we can win
That was a masterpiece

Listen to me
He rocks too hard
Because he's not a mortal man


Goddammit, Kage!
He gonna make you his sex slave
You're gonna gargle Mayonnaise
No…
Unless we bust a massive monster mamma-jam

Dude, we've been through so much siht
Deactivated lasers with my dick
Now it's time to blow this fxxker down!

Come on, Kage, now it's time to blow doors down
I hear you Jables, now it's time to blow doors down
Light up the stage 'cause it's time for a showdown
We'll bend you over then we'll take you to brown town
Now we've got to blow this fxxker down
He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down
Come on, Kage, 'cause it's time to blow doors down
Oooh, we'll piledrive ya, it's time for the smackdown

Hey Antichrister, Beelzeboss
We know your weakness, our Rocket Sauce
We rock the Casbah and blow your mind
We will defeat you for all mankind
You hold the scepter, we hold the key
You are the Devil, we are the D!

We are the D
We are the D
We are the D
We are the D
We are the D
We are the D
We are the D
We are the D
We are the D
We are the D
We are the D
We are the D
We are the D
We are the D
We are the D
We are the D
We are the D!!!

You guys are fxxking lame
Come on Kage, you're coming with me

Taste my lightning, fxxker!!
NOOO!!
Ow! Fxxk
My fxxking horn
Oh, no


From whence you came
You shall remain
Until you are complete again
Nooooooo!!

Fxxk you, Kage!!
And fxxk you, Jables!!
I'll get you, Tenacious D!!!

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